"Yeoww!" Spankee #4 is still feeling the intense sting from the swat.
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Next in our series of public paddlings in bars is this one which was actually edited rather competently
(usually, they're a mess) and entitled "Drunken Cousins". In fact, that's the original editor's title card
for the video. Unfortunately, he used a copyrighted soundtrack, and while YouTube doesn't much care because
they're immune from lawsuits, CSR is not (although we're pretty safe as a practical matter because we're
what trial lawyers call judgment-proof). Nonetheless, although there's no point in suing us, we'd rather not be
bothered with lawsuits so we removed the soundtrack, leaving us with a silent movie.
The four spankees are all young women (we think there were some of their boyfriends in the original, but we
removed them as we're only interested in X/F paddlings) and they all take very hard swats. We'll repeat once
again that it pays to study these videos closely as the psychology they reveal is always interesting. In this
case, our pint-sized paddler really packs a wallop as you'll see, so we'd love to ask her about the satisfaction
she obviously gets from laying it on so hard. Of course, that's exactly how most fraternity/sorority paddlings
are done, and we believe for the same psychological reasons - a subject we've at least touched on elsewhere.
The simple fact is that if you're only going to be able to give someone a single swat, you're going to tend
to want to make it a good one. As we've mentioned in our articles on the technique of paddling, we do not
favor two-handed "baseball" swings because they tend to be inaccurate and just plain too hard. The four swats
shown here do amply demonstrate the power of the paddle, however.
You'll notice that the last spankee is wearing a "Berwyn" T-shirt from
the Svengoolie TV show, reminding us that this is the Hofbrauhaus in Chicago, not Las Vegas.
(Making fun of Berwyn has been a Svengoolie tradition since the 70s, if we remember the dates correctly.)
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