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O.K., I must admit the title of this topic has to be the most painfully-obvious observation I have ever made on CSR . However, I bring it up because just yesterday on a political site someone brought up Miley's "updated" version of the classic "Santa Baby" performed on some talk show in which among other things she wishes for "equal pay" and that no one should "grab my ass". Of course if you're going to perform butt-naked and bend over all the time...

Someone then dug up the picture below, and someone else (it wasn't me; he beat me to it) wrote "If only her parents had applied a paddle". The interesting thing is that this was the reaction of a decidedly "vanilla" crowd, and when even non-spankos think some young lady deserves a spanking, you can bet she really does!


If only her parents had applied a paddle - or someone else would even now...

Hi, Web-ed.

web-ed wrote:If only her parents had applied a paddle - or someone else would even now...

Yeah! I'd go for the "or someone else"!

Bratty spoiled girl... cute little target area... What else could anyone want?!?!

Considering who her father is the paddle would probably break well before here arse began to ache.

Is that even Miley? No face seen, great position for a paddle though.
Looks like Miley has replaced Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hikton at the top of the"bratty celeb most needing a spanking"list.
Of course there is Britney Spears, still performing and still in outrageous costumes. Remember when it was all over the Web of her not wearing panties? Sure there was a lot of sentiment about her needing a spanking expressed.
Aside from Miley the entertainer most spankworthy is Lady Gaga. Mooning the audience. What a delight to picture her getting a blistering dose of a gridhole paddle that would leave her unable to sit for some time.
The same could be said of the Kardashian women too, for sure. A paddle certainly is called for with KimK;a hand might not make much an impression on that butt!

A hand might not do much good on Kim k`s bottom but it would be a pleasure to try it

butch46163@yahoo.com wrote:A hand might not do much good on Kim k`s bottom but it would be a pleasure to try it

It would take half an hour to spank that.

willjohn wrote:

butch46163@yahoo.com wrote:A hand might not do much good on Kim k`s bottom but it would be a pleasure to try it

It would take half an hour to spank that.

I'd call that a half-hour well spent !

web-ed wrote:

willjohn wrote:

butch46163@yahoo.com wrote:A hand might not do much good on Kim k`s bottom but it would be a pleasure to try it

It would take half an hour to spank that.

I'd call that a half-hour well spent !

With the topic turned from Miley Cyrus to Kim Kardashian... I'd like to post my favorite shot of the large-bottomed cutie: It would take a very big paddle to cover a single butt-cheek on her... but it might be more fun to cover the expanse with palm-prints and allow however much time would be needed!

I doubt that it would take a lot to come up with some kind of reason to spank that self-important over-entitled brat!

Her choice in men is one reason.

wonder how women of today would react to a good old fashion spanking

Maybe somebody should try it on Ivanka Trump.

Spoilt brat whining about having to work hard.

There a whole list of todays females that in need of a good spanking! Brie Larson Taylor Swift is couple that comes to mind

hugob00m wrote:
With the topic turned from Miley Cyrus to Kim Kardashian... I'd like to post my favorite shot of the large-bottomed cutie:
kim kardashian bikini.jpg

It would take a very big paddle to cover a single butt-cheek on her... but it might be more fun to cover the expanse with palm-prints and allow however much time would be needed!

I doubt that it would take a lot to come up with some kind of reason to spank that self-important over-entitled brat!

With a derriere of these proportions, the best bet would be a long, rectangular paddle, perhaps even a 22" long fraternity model.

When I was a child over 60 years ago we usually had wooden badminton paddles as distinct from the racquets wealthier children had.

One of them would make a good impression on the Kardashian crack.

Think every Kardashian Jenner female is in need of a good old fashion over the knee spanking starting with the mother!!!

The 22"-long "standard" fraternity/sorority paddle is clearly called for in Kim Kardashian's case.